Sick of all the balcony jokes about the baby dangling? Don’t run and hide, Mike… instead, take their ass out Scarface style. SAY ELLO TO MAH LIDDLE FRIEND… HEEEeeeee HEeEEE !!!!

You can keep the glove, Mike. No worries. But imagine moonwalking in bullettime… OHMAHGAWD, SON!!!

er… that’s Buddha Man. What you doing here, Buddha Man? Get your own dabble!

Here we go. That’s the one, right there. GANGSTA! (Side Note: Somehow this image got turned into a massive e-mail chain with the caption “Michael Jackson: After Prison”… not cool, guys… leave the brotha alone!)

I’ll leave you with one final word. You can hate Michael Jackson all you want. He’s been passed up by the younger crew like Usher and Justin Timberlake. Out with the old, in with the new… I get it. But be forewarned.