November 18, 2006
Posted in: Dabbles
Written by: Nedyken
“A Meeting of The Minds: The Johnfro and David Discuss the Demise of Trogdor”
RIP Trogdor
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 10:23 AM
”…So how did Trogdor die? When did this happen?”
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From: Riders of Trogdor
Date: Aug 16, 2006 10:39 AM
”…Trogdor died sometime Sunday afternoon. I was pretty damn wasted and don’t know what exactly happened. Most believe the Jeff-olestation that occurred the night before caused a wear in the skin of Trogdor which over time became a hole and deflated the mighty Trogdor. He will be missed…”
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 10:51 AM
”That’s a damn shame about Trogdor. Did you save his scraps? You could rebuild him… bigger… stronger… faster. You could have given him a black helmet and referred to him as “Darth Trogdor” from thence forth… or perhaps “RoboTrogdor“. Or maybe you could have just painted him completely white and went the Lord of the Rings route after his rebirth: “Trogdor the White”…”
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From: Riders of Trogdor
Date: Aug 16, 2006 12:05 PM
”lol Robotrogdor, part dragon, part machine all burnination! That reminds me, I saw a trailer for Robocop 3. LMAO I’m going to buy that movie it has everything you can imagine. Even ninjas, that’s right Robocop fighting Ninjas, other robots, and badly dressed criminals. Did I mention he has a jet pack! They just don’t make good flicks like that anymore. I thought Jeff should have slit him open and wore Trogdor like those vikings did bear hides with the skull over their head. Then take a bunch of pictures and post them to Nasreen. Evil but funny. :D”
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 12:16 PM
”Roboocop, Ninjas, more robots, criminals and a jet pack?… I dunno dude… sounds like a chick flick to me. Grahaha…
I’m digging the bear hide idea, but I thinking it would have been much cooler if he had just cut Trogdor’s face off and wore at as a mask ala Nick Cage and Travolta in “Face Off”. Then Jeff could have infiltrated the seedy underworld of inflatable dragon floaties and probably slept with Trogdor’s wife. Plus it would carry the additional benefit of Trogdor seeking revenge by hacking Jeff’s face off and gluing it to his own head… allowing him to blend in and get drunk with the various camp-happy wing-eating characters that you associate with. In fact, this might already be happening at this very moment. If you happen to run into Jeff, I dare you to poke a hole in him and see if he deflates…. he might actually be Trogdor under disguise of Jeff’s skin… I never trusted that Trogdor… He always seemed a bit Jeffrey Dahmer-ish right from the beginning.”
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From: Riders of Trogdor
Date: Aug 16, 2006 1:29 PM
”I’ll have to poke Jeff with a fork the next time I see him. He has been acting very strange ever since the camping trip. hhhmmm….but what is the fiends dastardly goal? Has Trogdor come to burninate our beloved Wings nights? Or does he hope to learn the secret of the wings for himself and then rule the land of inflated dragons? Right now Trogdor could be sabotaging every one of Jeffs personal relationships, the perfect payback for the jeff-olestation that occured saturday night. Trogdor could be making his way up the ladder of influential people, killing and assuming a new person until he controls our group, and then…..the world! Trogdor, or Jeff, Trogdor in disguise must be eliminated. Thank god you clued in on his evil plot. If he attempts to contact you stay away, and arm your self with a sharp puncturing device of some kind…”
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 1:45 PM
”Alert the world… There’s no telling how deep this conspiracy may go. I think there’s only one option at this point… kill Jeff and anyone who has come into contact with Jeff since the camping trip. Or at the very least just start stabbing anyone who smells suspiciously like vinyl…
…On a side note. Has there ever been a better movie title than “Face Off”? Like seriously… I’m convinced they just came up with a movie title and said… “OK we got the rights to the movie title… now all we need is a plot, script, director a cast and budget”. Isn’t that pretty much how they came up with “Snakes on a Plane”?”
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From: Riders of Trogdor
Date: Aug 16, 2006 1:47 PM
”You got me stuck on the Robocop thing, check here for the trailer:
http://videodetective.com/default.asp?frame=http://videodetective.com/home.asp?PublishedID=4782
Oh damn I have to run to the post office later.”
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 1:55 PM
VENGEANCE WILL BE OURS!!!!! TROOOOOOOGGGGGDOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
