November 3, 2006
Posted in: Blogifications
Written by: Nedyken
Man… you can sell ANYTHING on Craiglist. They even have a section of free stuff where people are just giving all sorts of crap away for free. Check it out, man: Free Crap on Craigslist. Act now and you can get your hands on a nice bike rack, a few rats, some free dirt, and a massive bathtub used for livestock. Shoot, I could re-write the “Twelve Days of Christmas” just using discarded rubbish from Craigslist. So I decided to post my own ad in the “free stuff” section. Unfortunately, the jerks deleted my ad 3 hours after I posted it! Craig has no sense of humor…
My ad:
A Pair of Kidneys
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Reply to: sale-221400199@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-16, 11:14AM PDT
Today’s your lucky day. I need to unload a pair of kidneys asap. They’ve been in my freezer since Friday. Time is of the essence. My buyer dropped out and I need to get out of dodge, stat. Unfortunately these are both Left Kidneys and not a matching set. I believe that if you turn one of them around, you can probably finagle a working pair out of them. Both are still good and in decent shape with minor wear and tear. One belonged to a bar owner who didn’t make good on his rent, but the man wasn’t the kinda fella to consume his own product, if you get my drift. The other is only a few years old…
Anyways… get back to me right away. I’ll throw in a styrofoam cooler packed with ice. Do with them what you please… no questions asked. I would prefer that you take the both of them… as I fear they’ll be lonely without each others company.
this is in or around Greenlake
no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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“Tuna: Physiological Ecology and Evolution (A Volume in the Fish Physiology Series) (Fish Physiology)”
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