Bribe Your Way Into David’s Top 8!!!

So I’ve decided to sellout my MySpace friend loyalty and allow anyone the opportunity to grab a piece of fine realestate in my “Top 8″.  Ah yes, the “Top 8″.  Infinite popularity begins here.  Another glorious chance to be seen.  It is low-level advertising at its finest.  Surely all those numerous random friend requests I get aren’t without purpose…  Well now Im offering anyone and everyone the rare shot at buying my MySpace friendship.  Sounds great, huh?  You might even get harassed by one of my “MyStalkers”.  Shoot, if you’re lucky I might even fill out one of those ridiculous surveys about “So and So” on my “Top 8″.  Pretty wild, eh?

Traditionally my “Top 8″ has been reserved for family, ex girlfriends, roommates, coworkers and close confidants.  During my short-lived attempt at global domination and a MySpace mutiny against Tom, my “Top 8″ was exclusively restricted to my army of random Matt minions:

But now all bets are off!  The doors are wide open!  Today you can grease your way to glory!

The Rules:

-         There are none.  I’ll consider all offers:  Large sums of money, a red paperclip, a copy of “Brave New World”, a date, an all-expense paid trip to Cocomo, concert tickets (ideal for MySpace music groups looking for a tiny bit of extra exposure), a used sickle, a half-eaten Chimichanga, a Gary Coleman bobblehead doll, Gary Coleman himself, etc.   I cant promise to accept your offer, but in the event that I do - you will find yourself smack dab somewhere on David’s Top 8 (for at least a week).  The length of time and positioning is entirely dependant on how badass your bounty is. 

Pretty simple, no?  Ill leave this contest on the table for as long as I care to have a MySpace.  To enter, merely e-mail, message, comment or fax me your offer. 

K cya

David’s MySpace:  http://www.myspace.com/nedyken

Currently Reading:
“Beef Cattle Production: An Integrated Approach”
By Verl Thomas
Release date: By March, 1992