Man I got into arguments with three separate girls who acted like I should be “respectful” of the fact that Anna Nicole Smith passed away. What the heck? Are you kidding me? She was one of the most foul human beings to ever live and I have to act like it’s sad news that she passed away? Good riddance.You realize this is the same golddigger coke fiend that married some 90 year old for his billions and then banged her boyfriend while the senile old man was on his death bed? Haven’t you heard about that? How she treated him like crap and rubbed her boobies in his face and said “give me money daddy”. Then she won all his billions and left the old man’s family high and dry…

Aww how sweet… Anna and J. Howard have been reunited in hell
J. Marshall to Anna: “Where’s my money, bitch!?”

This is the same craptastic beast of a woman who wasn’t even sure who her babydaddy was. Whose “husband” might be on trial for helping kill her son with morphine.This is the same batty woman who apparently demanded that her nanny starve her baby, because it would make her “sexy”:http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/anna_nicole_smith_starved_her.html

“A legal document written by Anna Nicole Smith’s former nanny, Quethlie Alexis, in December has been leaked and it contains multiple accusations about Anna Nicole (aka Vickie Marshall), among them a claim she dangerously starved Dannielynn because “She wanted her baby to be ’sexy’.” The accusations in the sworn affidavit include: Alexis was ordered to “underfeed” Dannielynn because “Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was ’sexy.’ Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours … Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces. Dannielynn is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should.”Anna Nicole threatened to “shoot her” if the baby ever addressed the nanny as “Mummy.”"

Holdup… here is my favorite part of the article:

“To be fair, fat babies are gross. I mean yeah, they might have a great personality and be full of life, but nobody wants to have sex with a cow. If anything we should applaud Anna Nicole for her continuing efforts to make infants look like the sexual objects that they are. I’m just surprised she didn’t try to get the kid breast implants.”

LMFAO… Yeah… I’ve always said the same thing: “Fuck fat babies! That shit aint right, son.”

Why is it that I have to be respectful and “ho hum” about this kook’s death? My buddy Ryan said it best, “I think the Nation’s overall IQ just went up a few points today”. Why is everyone so PC? I couldn’t stand Anna Nicole Smith before she died and I can’t stand her even more now that she’s dead. Seriously, I haven’t been this gleeful about a celebrity death since that damn Crocodile Hunter got his comeuppance…. Ok, I’m just kidding about that last part. The Croc Hunter p0wN3d!!

But that does bring me to a side tangent: How come when the Crocodile Hunter died I heard some people say, “Well… that’s the way he wanted to go”. Uh… What the hell? Riiight. I’m sure on his “potential deaths wish list” right at the very tippity-top was “get speared to death straight in the heart by a stingray”. Give me a break. In fact, I’m sick of hearing that saying at all. “That’s how they wanted to go”. Honestly, can we just start using that at random? Example: Someone you know dies in a fatal car accident and you just spit out, “Welp, that’s the way he wanted to go”. Would that work? Yeah, probably not… In fact, I think the only time you can realistically use that sentence is when a person commits suicide. If someone decides to hang themself, feel free to chime in with a: “Welp, that’s the way he wanted to go”… Ok, I crossed the line, but now that I think about it I’m pretty sure I stole that joke from George Carlin — so be pissed at him instead.

Anyways, be real. Poor Anna Nicole Smith? Man we are talking about a woman who prior to her death was considered the poster-child for everything wrong with our overly vain society. There are homeless people on the street who die every day with more class than this woman. I understand the need to mourn the death of a loved one (and if you happened to be a relative of hers, let me offer you my useless sympathy and condolences), but why do I have to act like it’s sad that this woman (who apparently tried to kill herself on multiple occasions according to the above article) finally croaked? Personally, I find it sadder that she was ever famous in the first place. Meh… I’m not afraid to say it… this is for the best. It’s like shooting Old Yeller.

By the way… Nedyken Entertainment has officially launched. Hurry and check it out before I get sent to hell (with Anna, of course… just kidding… ok, maybe not): http://www.nedyken.com

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The Above Blogification is Dedicated to Aleada… who refuses to read this out of respect for Anna… and believes I am the biggest a-hole on the planet. I lub you Aleada…”