David vents about Craiglist.com ... those fascist pigs!

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David has a sweet and heartwarming conversation with his father (best known as "Dances With Hats").

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A birthday dinner turned sinister when the restaurant tried to poison David's father with e. coli infested rancid spinach.

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Here is your opportunity to bribe your way into David's Myspace Top 8! OH SNAP!!!!

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Image Blog: David and his flatmate, Carlton set out on an epic quest to find the Elusive "Johnfro" that is known to live along the beaches of Grand Coulee, Washington.

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Various pictures from Seafair on Lake Washington. But also proof positive that Steve Perry from "Journey" is stalking Kennedy.

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So I made a video about my cat and then she got pissed and ran away. Comedy ensued...

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A Montage of Nothingness.  Mindless entertainment.  I made this a couple years ago when I was first experimenting with video editing software.  It’s just a random collection of garbage I found on my computer (friends going pumpkin hunting, photoshopped pictures, cartoons, pink floyd, my buddy’s new frightening baby, etc.)  When combined to the theme music from “Psycho”, sweet demonic comedic bliss ensues.

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Many of you naive, soulless traditionalists live blissfully ignorant to the vast potential that awaits you on your impending voyage to the extraordinary realm of
Bothell, Washington. Ah yes, Bothell, Washington… A magical land of enchantment, excitement and exhilaration. Bothell, I say, a mystical land of opportunity, opulence and elegance. A fantastical place that appears somehow shielded of our conventional moral conundrums and ghastly temptations of decadence, debauchery and depravity.

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Charles Buckworth owes me 30.6.  You can’t scuttle Chaz.  I’ve googled you, Chazbirth.  August 3rd 1998.  A day of infamy.  The Elusive Jeff, The Amassed Intellects, Dynamite D; the Deviant.  Prepare for the obligatory reference.   

Currently Reading:

“Knitting Over The Edge: Unique Ribs, Cords, Appliques, Color, Eclectic - The Second Essential Collection of Decorative Borders”

By Nicky Epstein